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It’s Time When You Look At Me & Say “Oh Poor You”

Anorexic Sandra Bullock

3 months on liquid diet which mainly for me is partially mashed rice with a little of anything mashable and lots n loads of yogurt to help me shove down the food through my throat. 3 months without chewing absolutely anything. Soups, juices and mashed rice.

It gets so annoying at times that in utter desperation to chew something, I have literally chewed my tongue. For those who have tried this, you know the pleasure. For those who haven’t, it’s like chewing on a rubber meat that doesn’t have any taste and doesn’t dissolve.

Haven’t tried it?

Let me show you how it works. Continue reading

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When Aisha Cooks – How To Make Oatmeal Custard **My Style**

Messy Dirty Rustic Kitchen

So welcome everyone to yet another episode of “When Aisha Cooks.” Last time on this show you saw When Aisha Cooks : My Pancake Recipe – Follow That If You Can,” If you saw that episode, you know what’s coming ahead. For all others, Good Luck 🙂

Today, I decided to make Oatmeal Custard. It’s the easiest and quickest dessert you can make, all you have to do is make custard, add oats and you are done, but When Aisha Cooks, there is more than just cooking.

Let me show you how to make Oatmeal Custard like I do.

Take a saucepan, fill it up with 3 cups of milk and put it on the stove to bring it to a boil. Go inside and watch “Two & A Half Men” as you wait for the milk to come to a boil. Go back to the kitchen to check on the milk.

Realize you did not switch on the stove so switch on the stove and wait again. Continue reading

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It’s Torture I Tell Ya… It’s Torture

Sad Emoticon Jailed In Dark

Let me begin by asking a million dollar question that popped in my head this morning. “WHO THE HELL INVENTED THE BREAKFAST?”

Seriously who? Where did he get this stoopid idea of making it a point to eat soon after you get up? Was he insane?

I hate breakfast and looking back at time when I was made to eat breakfast every morning is a dark scary memory that will haunt me for rest of my life. This does not mean that the torture is over. I still get tortured every morning for having my breakfast. Sometimes I am successful in running for my life and making an escape and sometimes…. I get caught, tied, forced, tortured, KILLED. Continue reading

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Confessions, Confessions, Confessions

Girl Crying With Bambi Eyes

I confess that I am breaking up with Michael Scofield because I am now in love with Dean Winchester.
Sorry Micheal, I hope you try to move on 😛 😛 😛

I confess that I killed an ant a few days back, burnt rather :(.
I had match stick in my hand and saw an ant. Instantly my hand moved towards the ant to see what happens. The heat touched the ant and it started crippling in pain. Then I had to burn it to end its agony. Now I feel bad, I do 😦  Continue reading

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When Aisha Cooks : My Pancake Recipe – Follow That If You Can

Aisha's Kitchen Disaster

Welcome to an episode of “When Aisha cooks”

This segment is all about those times ( twice or thrice in an year), when I, Aisha, accidentally feel like making something.

It definitely is a rare moment for my family. Its fascinating. Like a 3 headed gorilla in a cage or a blind dolphin in a pool hitting every wall. I am sure they cherish the moment as much as I do, feeling absolutely different, perhaps like a wild sea fish put in a small jar of water.

Well, today I wanted to have some pancakes, So I said to myself, “If China can make duplicate iPhones, So can I.”

I googled the recipe and I will share my exact recipe with you. But the question is, Can you follow it?

Take 1 cup of plain flour taken from a newly opened packet and put in a bowl. Clean the flour that has dropped onto the floor while opening the packet. Next add 3/4 teaspoon of salt and 2 tablespoon of sugar.  Continue reading

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