This is with regards to my appointments with you every 15 to 20 days, not to mention the visits I make in between those 15 to 20 days because some or the other thing is troubling me.
First, I don’t know why it becomes so important for you to talk to me about how I have been and what I am doing or how my wired life is exactly when my mouth is wide open and you are literally inside my mouth with all your instruments.
You can either do the conversation before shoving your tools into my mouth or after you are done, but I do not simply understand why the conversation has to be exactly while you are working in my mouth.
Second, Yes I know I am a very complicated case and you are probably too happy to get some experience on such major level but I have a nose and a set of eyes on my face as well which you completely forget when you are putting a bracket on my very last tooth or doing something absolutely complicated and difficult.
You just forget that your hands are probably pressing my nose or pulling my eyes.
Third, My mouth is as big as I can open it and my lips are not made of elastic fibers so they are NOT GOING TO stretch wide open when you pull them like elastic bands.
Fourth, If it hurts, there will be an audible shriek. I am strong enough not to scream out loud in pain ( Remember the time you extracted 5 teeth in a single appointment and I didn’t scream) but I will certainly give an audible shriek so that you can minimize your brutal attack.
Lastly, I would appreciate if you make your discussions a little more discreet and quicker. Because each time I visit you, you and your panel starts discussing my case as if I were a case of corruption which might be still easier to tackle. Your technical terms of ortho and what you are going to do next makes me feel worse already.
Your experimental ortho case,