When Aisha Cooks – How To Make Oatmeal Custard **My Style**

Messy Dirty Rustic Kitchen

So welcome everyone to yet another episode of “When Aisha Cooks.” Last time on this show you saw When Aisha Cooks : My Pancake Recipe – Follow That If You Can,” If you saw that episode, you know what’s coming ahead. For all others, Good Luck 🙂

Today, I decided to make Oatmeal Custard. It’s the easiest and quickest dessert you can make, all you have to do is make custard, add oats and you are done, but When Aisha Cooks, there is more than just cooking.

Let me show you how to make Oatmeal Custard like I do.

Take a saucepan, fill it up with 3 cups of milk and put it on the stove to bring it to a boil. Go inside and watch “Two & A Half Men” as you wait for the milk to come to a boil. Go back to the kitchen to check on the milk.

Realize you did not switch on the stove so switch on the stove and wait again.

When the milk comes to a boil, add sugar to it. Mix. Now take about 3 tsp of custard powder in a cup, add water to it and mix. Turn around to put it in the milk.

Realize you did not reduce the stove flame so the milk has spilled on the stove.

Remove the saucepan ASAP from the stove, switch the stove off, take a cleaning cloth and clean the stove before THE MUMMY I mean mommy finds out. After you have cleaned the stove, wash the cleaning cloth.

Get drench in water because while you were washing the cleaning cloth, you spilled the water on your clothes (nothing new).

Do the Jungle Book dance as the water soaked clothes touch your body and tingle you.

Curse yourself for not wearing an apron.

Put the saucepan back on the stove, switch it on and pretend nothing happened.

Pour the custard mixture into the saucepan and mix immediately. Check consistency. Not enough. Mix 2 more tsp of Custard Power in water and add it into the saucepan. Mix again. Check consistency. Not enough. Mix 1 more tsp of Custard Powder in water and add it into the saucepan. Mix again. Check consistency. Perfect.

Add a few tbsp of oats into the custard, mix and wait for a few minutes before you turn the stove off.

Pour the Oatmeal Custard into a serving dish.

Wash all the used spoons, cups, bowls, trowels, drills, whisks, saw, hammer, guns, swords  etc that you used while cooking. Wash the saucepan you cooked in.

Get drenched in soapy oatmeal custard water because while you were washing the saucepan, half the water fell into the kitchen sink and the rest on your clothes.

Curse yourself again for not wearing the apron.

Clean all the water from the floor around the kitchen sink. Look around one more time in your kitchen for any evidences of MISHAPS and remove all traces.

Now you know Why Kitchen And I Can Never Be Friends

P.S : Don’t forget to change your clothes. 

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18 thoughts on “When Aisha Cooks – How To Make Oatmeal Custard **My Style**

  1. Moiz Sheikh

    eeeeewwwwwwwwww yukkkk! look at the picture of Kitchen even the border of India and Pakistan isnt much dirty as this kitchen

    • WHAT?!!?!??!?!?!?!

      That is one of the sweetest and loveliest kitchen ever. I will cook in this very Kitchen when you come home. I hope you like the taste of fungus, moss and insects 🙂

      • Moiz Sheikh

        No waayyyyyyyyy. I’ll bring my food with me.

        • Haaw why? Okay I promise I won’t wash the dishes before cooking and not even the serving dishes. Happy now? Can’t wait to have you over. I might serve you moss braised fungus coated chicken with lemonade and a pinch of insects.

          • Moiz Sheikh

            yukkkk! and i’ll give you that stinky white mayonnaise what we can get after killing and crushing cockroach 😛
            Happy now?

            • OMG, really?

              Please do bring that sauce. I will make some crunchy fried lizards. They will go perfect with that sauce.

              • Moiz Sheikh

                Do must topping with Ants Sprinkles.

                • You’l be surprised that I actually do sprinkles with a mix of ants, spiders, frog legs and beetles. The aroma of these 4 ingredients makes a very crunchy, sweet and slimy topping.

                  When are you coming home for dinner?

                  • Moiz Sheikh

                    Just cook it now. I’m coming straightly to your home in an hour from office 🙂
                    Feeling really very hungry

                    • Gr8… Made a yummy frog puke milk shake to go with the dinner.

                  • Moiz Sheikh

                    ab reply ka button kahan gya? :O

                    • It’s my way to put an end to discussion for those unwilling to 😛

  2. AlHUMDULLIAH you poured custard powder in it Ash because corn floor looks the same as custard powder.;-) once i did it while making jelly crunch delight but it was not my fault MUMMY kept it in a plain glass jar without tagging it by its name.hehehehe and as a result it was so yummy 😉

    • Good point raised… 🙂 Only proves that I am so much better cook than you are LOOOOOL… Joke of the year that must be.

  3. What a kitchen!!!
    People who see that kitchen will stay slim I am sure 🙂

    A special award has come your way …. http://mindblur.wordpress.com/2012/10/23/the-booker-award/

    • My poor future husband in that case. He would come home from work, ask “Honey, What did you cook?” and soon as he peeps into the kitchen, he would be like, “Honey, on a second thought, why don’t you get ready. We’l have dinner outside.”

      Wow, perfect life 🙂

      Oh thank you so much for the award. Just a bit caught up with stuff right now. Will get back to it. You made my day btw 🙂

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