At first when I saw a few fat people wearing croc shoes, I thought, “oh well… may be these are some sort of medicated shoes that their doctors have advised them to wear due to their weight issues.”
Then I started seeing more men wearing them and I thought, “ummm may be they have some back issues and need to walk in perfectly stable shoes or may be they just have too sweaty feet…”
BUT SOON IT WAS EVERYWHERE…
I look at this very hot and sexy young man in a mall and I check him out… Hair spiked up…Just the way I like… Omg… That red shirt looks so much hot on him…White baggie jeans… The kinda look that melts my heart…. Shoes… WHAT THE EFFF….. IS HE WEARING CROC SHOES??? Why in the world would he do that.
In next very few days, I saw 80% men, women, children and to my utter surprise even toddlers wearing these shoes…
That moment, I realized we had been invaded… It was CROC SHOE INVASION…. The ugly shoe revenge to the world for wearing fashionable shoes even if it hurts them.
I don’t get it :S :S :S… Is there a hidden fashion statement in these shoes that I am overlooking or failing to understand because to me they are just big hideous shoes that I would NEVER EVER wear even if I were on my death bed ( well, that depends on who is dressing me up so I will write it down in my will. “No Croc Shoes Please…”
They may be comfortable, they may be too comfortable but the hideous look, ugly, larger than my foot size and gosh the terrible colors never ever will convince me that they are worth wearing. Comfort definitely is number 1 priority to me but this comfort does not mean comfort of my body. It means I should be comfortable with what I am wearing.
Croc shoes are so hideous, they will only make you feel like you are an Ogre with huge colored feet.
Now honestly and seriously, tell me, how many of you have Croc Shoes or would you please do me the favor of sharing WHY IS THE WORLD WEARING THEM?