You are wondering “Oh no she didn’t.” But yes, here I am writing a blog on my Kitchen Tap because I am extremely angry with it. I hate it and I always will hate it unless we replace HIM.
This Kitchen Tap, he is such a douche bag I tell ya. He is manner-less and does not know how to behave. Frankly he only has problems with me. I donno what wrong have I done to him, I hardly ever visit him so where is all this bad behavior coming from?
You see what he does is, whenever I go into the kitchen (once in a million years) and I open the kitchen tap, for a second there will be no water from the tap so much that I will be convinced that there is some fault with the tap or there is no water and while I am deciding between the two, Ppphhhhhsssssshhhhhh…..
The water will come splashing out of the tap as if it were a firefighter’s hose and someone all of a sudden opened the valves.
Now the instant moment when the water splashes out, it goes all over me, drenching my clothes with water.
So you see people, each time I try to have a word with our Kitchen Tap, it just never ever goes well. He doesn’t want to listen to anything and certainly he does not want to change his behavior.
I so wish we can have him replaced with someone who is mannered and decent. Who would say, “Water for the madame” when I open the tap, give me smiles full of water while i wash my hands and then greet me goodbye when I walk off.