I was just tweeting on Twitter ( I think tweeting itself complies to Twitter service?) one of my blog, Hip Hop Loses A Gem – Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch Passes Away when a thought occurred to me.
This thought hit my like a wave of water full of iron nails and every nail that hit me, shattered my very existence.
The world (90% that I know of) is a maniac over Twitter (no?) and how could I not know anything about Twitter :S :S :S (not that I ever cared to know). But seriously, this is such a point of disgrace and shame to me that I do not even know what twitter really is
(Damn it Aisha… You’re going to hell, I tell ya).
I was watching this movie called “What’s Your Number” and there was the character of a Father and his girlfriend obsessed with twitter that even when he was having dinner with his daughters he was like tweeting (I guess that is what you call it?). And then he says, “Oh i must post that to twitter” and then he is like being up to date or something through twitter.
:S :S :S
Why in the world do I not even know what twitter exactly does? I know it’s not a social networking site or something (I have a page of my own site on twitter…I see it standing there like a mountain), I only tweet through website and I do not even f *ahem* ing know how it actually works?
(seriously Aisha, God is going to be very angry with you.)
I do not know how it works.
I do not understand what that # $ % @ * ### symbols in comments are. Is it the new @? Like when you are making a statement to someone?
I do not understand how people know that someone has tweeted something :S ( do you get every minute notification or something?)
I do not understand how people know what to comment on :S :S :S
I do not understand how people update tweets so asap. Its like you are eating a large pizza and you post it on twitter and before you even burp you get comments upon your tweet???? (is everyone living on twitter?)
And finally, I do not even know how to make a comment ( like I want to, but still it’s good to have some knowledge).
What is seriously wrong with me? Em I that retard? Is it because of my old age (like I am a 70 plus women. C’mon gimme some respect now :P)
What is this Twitter anyway? 😦 😦 😦