Sarcastic Quotes & Phrases Coz Sarcasm Rocks :)


I see what you are doing here. You are self praising. That’s okay. I know yourself is the only one who can possibly praise you. Just for your sake, I hope you don’t lie to yourself.

There are 2 facts about you which I should let you know.
1. You are a self praiser.
2. You lie to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? “The chicken saw you coming and said, Oh boy here comes an a**hole life sucking donkey…I better cross the road before he catches me.” I should have crossed the road too.

The ones with pretty face may not have a pretty heart and the ones with pretty heart may not have a pretty face. But there are exceptions. Like you have none and I have both. Continue reading

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The Sort Of Dreams I Have At Night


Girl Sleeping

Today, I am talking about my dreams because my future “Get Your Physical Treatment In Your Dream (Experimental Idea)” blog depends on it. In that blog, I will be laying an entire Mind Power Experiment based on a dream I had.

Here goes….

You see most people would see things they have already seen or have in their memory. Well, of course I am those people. What did you think, Em a psycho? :P

Anyho. Apart from having these “normal” dreams, I once in a while get strange dreams. Dreams that show me a path, sometimes future, answer my questions and sometimes they give me ideas.

Exhibits?

Exhibit A : DRESS DREAMS.

I recently started my shopping for my wedding (lalalala, there I said it MY wedding) and as our tradition goes, the bride gets to buy whatever the hell she wants to buy. As a fashion freak, I always design my own dresses, and for my very own wedding, I am going head over heels. So 15 days back I got a dress dream. I saw this very gorgeous dress that I have never ever seen before. A blue floral print dress with 3 blue ribbons on both sides.

When I woke up, I knew that’s the dresses I want to make.

3 days back, again a dress that took my breath away. It was worn by a Princess sort of. A soft golden net shirt, over a golden satin and it had the most beautiful look.

Again, when I woke up, I knew I just got to have that dress made.

You know why I think my dream is different than others? Because in my dream, I closely observed the dress. I was saying to myself, ok you better look carefully if you have to make it. Look at the fabric. See there is no cut on the sides. Its an A line shirt. No slits.

Exhibit B : The Whats Going To Happen Dreams.

I saw a dream that my newborn nephew took his first turn on bed. The next day, my mom told me that my nephew fell from bed coz he took his first turn.

Exhibit C : The Clear Signs Dreams

For a very long time (3 years), I have had dreams of saving one little child. The dream situation would change constantly. Like it could be a fire, a flood, an earthquake or anything and I would disregard my own safety to safe that child (either a girl or boy). These dreams started coming more when my sister-in-law was expecting.

The child in my dream was my nephew. His life was to be saved.

3 years after his birth, I saw the dream again. This time, two children. And guess what. I was going to have another nephew.

I don’t mean to exaggerate even the least. But my dreams have been more specific and real than other normal dreams I have. The dreams I have shared are just a few examples. I have once even dreamed of a hand written paper by my friend’s late father who I have never met or seen. I have never seen his handwriting. But in my dream I saw a paper, it was written by his father.

When I woke up, I asked him to show me any paper of his writing. The hand writing was a match.

But I still do not know what that dream was telling me to do or what they wanted me to do. They should have been more specific, perhaps like an email with a line saying “your mission, should you choose.” LOL.

So,

That’s why I take my dreams seriously.

This recent dream, the entire concept in that dream and the idea itself, is something I could have never EVER imagined while I was awake.. I do not even know if there are people who have already discovered it or tried to do it. As far as my knowledge, I never read or heard about it.

BUT, if this could work, if this was just possible, it would open doors to a whole new level of Mind Power.

Stay tuned and until then and for the rest of your awesome life, STAY POSITIVE :)

 

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My Mom Is…. Well You Probably Should Read This


Funny Mother Meme

My mom is a lecturer.

You would think she is a lecturer in some university holding a professor degree but what’s a professor’s lecture compared to the lectures my mom gives me, almost everyday.

Tell you the truth, at least your professor’s lectures are way better than my mom’s lecture because at least you do have a rough idea what the lecture is about and when it is going to end but my moom’s lecture? Boi oh boi, you never know what the lecture is all about and it is like EVER GOIIIINNNNGGGG…….. Continue reading

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Make Your Own Mind Power Song


Mind Power And Music

Hello insanely sane breathing creatures of this shared planet.

Writing up mind power tricks and techniques for a long while now and practicing it as much as I can, I have discovered a new method of harnessing the mind power.

Now before I begin, I would like to remind you that my mantra/affirmation phrase has always been “Everyday in everyday I am getting better,better and better.” I loved this affirmation suggested by Laura Silva and since then I have been saying this. Whenever I got a negative thought, I would say this affirmation.

Remember this affirmation. It is going to be the key of what I am going to say ahead.

Have you seen the movie “Frozen?” I am sure you must have heard the song Let It Go. It’s like everywhere. And I am a cartoon movie freak. I love animations. After I watched that movie, this song got stuck in my head. It kept going on and on and on in my head. And then somehow, my affirmation took the exact tune of this song.

Where it says “let it go, let it go, can’t hold it back anymore.”

I started singing in my head “Everyday in everyday I am getting better and better.” Then I took the whole lyrics of the song and changed the lyrics to the wording of my like. The song now turned into my BEAUTY SONG. I started humming this song most of the time.

Like that song from Tangled that healed anyone when it was sung, this was my very own song that gave me beauty when I sung it.

PRETTY STUPID, that’s what you are thinking, right. Well, the pretty stupid has worked for me and here is what happened recently.

Exhibit A :

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Mind Power – What Would You Like To Know Next?


Hi guys,

I started writing about mind power things a long time back and at that time I had very clear direction of what I will be writing. Now I have started getting huge response and many have found them to be helpful.

At the moment, I seem to be lost so I decided I would rather ask you all. If you have any questions or you think there is something missing, let me know in the comments and I shall with all my heart and soul, do a separate blog on it.

Regards,

MEEEEEEEE :)

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